Actually clean
Water rinses; paper smears. You leave the bathroom genuinely fresh — the difference is obvious from day one.
Bidet installation across Chicagoland
A cleaner bathroom — renter- & condo-friendly, installed this week.
You've wanted a bidet. What's stopped you is the lease, the condo board, or the plumbing. We handle all three. We install your bidet in under an hour and make it 100% reversible — so when you move, your bathroom looks untouched.
- ✓ Licensed & insured
- ✓ No drilling, no damage
- ✓ No payment until it's confirmed
🛡️ Landlord-approved & reversible
⏱️ Most installs under 1 hour
1,400+installs across Chicago
4.9★from 600+ local reviews
$0deposits lost to damage
60 secto get your price
Let's be honest
Toilet paper doesn't actually get you clean.
Dry paper smears more than it cleans. It's rough on sensitive skin, it clogs the older plumbing a lot of Chicago condos and walk-ups still run on, and the average household still flushes well over $100 a year in paper down the drain.
You already know a bidet fixes all of that. The reason you don't have one yet isn't the bidet — it's the worry. "I rent." "I'm in a condo." "I don't want to touch the plumbing." That's the exact problem we built this company to solve.
Why people switch and never look back
Four reasons it's worth it
Gentle on sensitive skin
Warm water soothes where dry, scratchy paper irritates. A real comfort upgrade if discomfort down there is something you deal with.
Cut toilet paper ~75%
Fewer store runs, fewer clogs, real money saved every month. The bidet pays for itself faster than people expect.
Fresher & greener
Less paper means less waste and a cleaner bathroom. Better for your skin, your plumbing, and the planet.
Why Chicagoans book us, not a handyman
Bidets are literally all we do.
A general handyman installs one a year. We install them every day — which is exactly why nothing goes wrong.
Local & specialized
A Chicago crew that does bidets full-time. We know the quirks of city plumbing, vintage condos, and high-rise water pressure.
Licensed, insured, vetted
Background-checked, fully insured installers who show up on time, lay down protection, and leave your bathroom spotless.
We handle everything
Want an electric seat but no outlet near the toilet? We add a proper outlet during the install. You don't prep a thing.
For renters & condo owners
Worried about your lease or your bathroom? Don't be.
The #1 thing we hear is "I'd love one, but I rent / I'm in a condo." Our entire method is built around exactly that.
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Fully reversible. Everything connects to your existing toilet and water line — nothing permanent. When you move, we'll uninstall it and your bathroom is back to original.
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No drilling, no damage. No holes, no wall changes, no rerouting plumbing. Most installs don't alter anything your landlord would ever notice.
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Fit confirmed before we arrive. We check your toilet and water setup up front. If it somehow doesn't fit on the day, you pay nothing.
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Condo- & HOA-friendly. Everything stays inside your unit and never touches shared plumbing — so there's no board approval drama.
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Landlord paperwork on request. Need to show it's safe and reversible? We'll send a simple one-pager you can forward.
Start to fresh in three steps
It's genuinely this simple
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Tell us what you want
Pick cold, warm, or electric and share a couple details about your bathroom. Takes under a minute, no payment.
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We confirm & schedule
A quick text or call to confirm fit and lock your time. Same-week slots are usually open.
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We install — you enjoy
Tidy, professional, usually under an hour. We clean up, walk you through it, and you never look back.
Real neighbors, real bathrooms
Chicago doesn't go back to paper
★★★★★
"I rent in Logan Square and was terrified of losing my deposit. They installed my warm-water bidet in 40 minutes, no holes, nothing. Best $125 I've spent on the apartment."
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"Our condo board is a nightmare about anything touching plumbing. Chicago Bidet showed us it stays inside the unit and we were done. The TOTO is life-changing — heated seat in a Chicago winter? Yes."
★★★★★
"I bought a cold-water bidet on a whim and it sat in the box for months because I didn't trust myself with the water line. They installed it for $95 and cleaned up after. Wish I'd called sooner."
Straightforward, flat pricing
Pick your level of fancy
Flat-rate professional installation for any bidet you buy. Not sure what to get? We'll recommend the perfect match for your bathroom. No payment until your appointment is confirmed.
Cold Water
Simple, refreshing, reliable
$95
to install
- Crisp, hygienic clean
- Single-knob control, nothing to fuss with
- Best value — fastest to install
Most popular
Warm & Cold
Dual temperature, no electricity
$125
to install
- Adjustable warm water — no winter cold-shock
- No outlet required
- The comfort sweet spot most people pick
Electric
The luxury TOTO Washlet
$195
to install
- Heated seat & warm-air dry
- Precise temperature, pressure & remote
- We'll add an outlet if you need one
Prices are for professional installation; you supply the bidet and we'll gladly recommend one. No outlet near the toilet for an electric model? We install a proper GFCI outlet during the visit — no electrician to find, no prep on your end. Not sure which to pick? Start the booking and we'll help you choose.
Straight answers
The stuff people ask before booking
Will this damage my rental or condo?
No. Standard attachment and non-electric bidets connect to your existing toilet and water line — no drilling, no plumbing changes. Everything is reversible, and we'll remove it for you when you move out.
Do I need my landlord's or HOA's permission?
Usually no, because nothing permanent changes and shared plumbing isn't touched. If your building wants documentation, we'll provide a simple one-pager showing it's safe and reversible.
Do I need an outlet for the electric bidet?
Not in advance. If there's no outlet near your toilet, we install a proper GFCI outlet as part of the appointment. You don't need to find an electrician or prep anything.
What if it doesn't fit my toilet?
We confirm compatibility before we arrive. In the rare case something doesn't fit on-site, you pay nothing — full stop.
Can you install a bidet I already bought?
Yes — any bidet you buy. Cold-water attachments, non-electric warm-water units, electric seats like the TOTO Washlet — we install them all at the flat install price. Not sure what to buy? We'll recommend the right one for your bathroom.
How long does it take, and when do I pay?
Most installs run under an hour. There's no payment when you book — you only pay once we've confirmed your fit and your appointment is set.
The upgrade everyone wishes they'd done sooner.
Get your exact price in under a minute. No payment until your appointment is confirmed, and it's fully reversible — so there's genuinely nothing to lose.
Same-week slots · Licensed & insured · Renter-safe guarantee
Not ready to book?
Ask us anything first
Curious whether your unit works, or which bidet fits your bathroom? Send a question — a real person replies, usually same day. No pressure.